What is the idea of the university and how did we find ourselves here, in one? What, or who, is the university for? The university, as we now know it, is a place of immense contradiction: supposedly sites of nationalist or cultural cohesion, but also, as Bill Readings has shown, empty signifiers for "excellence." They are places where we might theorize queer horizons, but, at the same time, institutions that have financial investments in anti-queer, racist industries like weapons, prisons, and dispossessive technologies.